BECAUSE I'M AWESOME!
Nope. Im not. IM SICK AND I'M HYPER! Why does this happen to me? EVERY TIME I'm sick I get hyper and it hurts my head but I dont care cause I'm having fun!
ONE TIME when I was younger I was really sick and staring into the fan I had in my room and I SWEAR I saw the futurama ship flying into it! I was like 'WHOA DUDE thats some crazy shit right there!'
I'm cold.
OH and I was seeing bubbles. Yep. Bubbles. NO I WAS NOT HIGH.
Derp.
Me: OMG GUESS WHAT?! you: You're a retard? me: NO! yu: yes.
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AND THATS WHERE BABIES COME FROM
Shush up brain or I will slap you ...with this lamp. oh yeah. you shut up now. bitch. *walks away*
I told my friend over text that I was reading a boob.
Damn auto text.
LMAOOMGTHATSSOFUNNYHOLYSHITWHYAMITALKINGINCAPSLOCK?!?!OMGLOLIMNOTTALKINGIMTYPING!!!!
Imma bitch slap my phone now. kaybye.
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